Unappetizing Food Photos Diet
We mentioned we’re trying to become thee website for low carbohydrate food photography. So far we’ve posted this and the foodie blog awards are stacking up. Actually what we’ve managed to do is make really good food that we like look disgusting and inedible. Which actually is a diet plan. So to help you lose your appetite here is the Unappetizing Food Photos Diet!
The photo above is mini-quiche gone maxi-gross. Great for a carb controlled plan!
Stroganawful. This is a low carb stroganoff. This tasted great and photographed like dog vomit. Mmm..yummy.
This was a post about Hole Wheat Bread. Get it? Hole Wheat? We made the tasty whole wheat bread look UnHoly.
Hopefully looking at these photographs has helped you lose your appetite which is the point of our Unappetizing Food Photos Diet. For more disgusting food photography visit This Is Why You’re Fat. And if you’re feeling crafty don’t forget to peruse Craftastrophe!
Super Diet Wings
Today Fat Fighter TV has a diet friendly recipe for wings! Super Bowl Sunday will be almost as bad as the holidays when it comes to food. How are you going to deal with it? Forget it and just eat or be Ms. Moderation or exercise more?
Yo Yo Yo Crunch Giveaway
Back in the day when we were young college age dieters we loved that little Salt n’ Peppa gem – Push It.
o, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
In the music biz – that up there is called a sample. (wikiwikiwiki) We just got a free sample from Breyer’s of the YoCrunch 100 Calorie Sugar Free Yogurt. In the blogging biz sample means what it means every where else.
Anyhoo.. we enjoyed our little YoCrunch with the chocolate crunchy bits on top! The newest of the new things about this yogurt is it’s the first light yogurt to use Truvia as it’s sweetener. You know we’ve enjoyed Truvia in the past and were excited to try the YoCrunch. We liked it alot. Only 100 calories the aforementioned chocolatey bits AND no sugar, what’s not to love? 
Sidenote: The chocolately bits really did make us feel like we were naturally skinny types that don’t have to worry about what they eat and can just eat chocolately bits with no ramifications. Anyhoo.. YoCrunch retails for about $2.99 for a 4 Pack. Read more about YoCrunch here. Including info on more flavas.
Oh yeah – we’ve got TEN free coupons. If you’d like to sample YoCrunch (wikiwikiwiki) just leave a comment. Here’s what we’d like to know. What song did you boogie to back in the day? This dance ain’t for everyone.. just the sexy people. That said we think you are all sexy so dance commenters DANCE!
We’ll announce winners next week Thursday in this space. (wikiwikiwiki)
Fat To Skinny Winner
Congratulations to Cassandra, Shelley and Suzy!!! They each will win the book Fat to Skinny. Just email us ( dtbmulf@gmail.com ) your mailing address! Congratulations and another giveaway coming later today. Thanks for playing friends.
Groundhog Day Diet
If your shadow blotted a little more ground than you’d like and you scared yourself back into hibernation consider the Groundhog Day Diet.
First off a little background, the groundhog is also known as the wood chuck, the land beaver, or the whistle pig. Huh? Thank you Wikipedia. The chunky little whistle pigs can eat up to a one-third of their weight in vegetation and do so before winter. They put on a layer of fat so they can hibernate in peace. Is it possible that some of us are part groundhog? Here’s our favorite tidbit from Wikipedia.
Despite their heavy-bodied appearance, groundhogs are accomplished swimmers and climbers, and climb trees to escape predators or survey their surroundings. They prefer to retreat to their burrows when threatened; if the burrow is invaded, the groundhog tenaciously defends itself with its two large incisors and front claws. Groundhogs are generally antagonistic and territorial among their own species, and may skirmish to establish dominance.
In honor of these eating, sleeping, fat storing, and “generally antagonistic” whistle pigs here’s your Groundhog Day Diet.
1. Get plenty of sleep.
2. Eat a large salad with nuts on top (groundhogs are essentially squirrels thus the nuts.)
3. Consider going for a swim to add variety to your cardio. (We’re checking to see if it’s possible for the indoor pool to have a “dim the lights” lap time. We’re winter white and don’t want to scare other innocent health club members. We’re white enough to illuminate the health club so they could save on fluorescent light bills.)
4. Try on a smaller size jeans. If they don’t fit, six more weeks of dieting!
Proof That Angels Exist – Or Am I Just Weird?
Recently my high school senior and I visited his top college choice. We’ll refer to it here as the University of Colder ’n’ Crap. We chose to take our campus tour on Arctic Friday, the traditional coldest day in the history of all humankind.
Scrambled Eggs with Ham
This is basic and easy and it’s the perfect reminder that you don’t have to separate out yolks, skip the cheese, and you CAN cook with a little butter in the skillet. This sunny breakfast just seems luscious and there’s no deprivation in site. Here’s our basic scrambled recipe.
Scrambled Eggs with Ham and Cheese
3 eggs
1/4 cup diced ham
1/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1/4 cup skim milk
Salt and Pepper to tasteNutrition Information: Approximately 4 Carbohydrates (this comes from the ham with a little honey in it), Calories 490
For the Kids
Today Fat Fighter TV recommends a great website to get the kids moving. Check it out friends!
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