I was going to call these Diet Rite Cookies because as you’ll see I’ve taken a WW recipe and modified to my liking. (boohoohahaha) First up. Look at the pretty cookies. Mmmm. They were redubbed the Cult Cookies in honor of a group of fabulous dieters in Manic Mommy’s neighborhood. They’ve formed a Weight Loss Cult that even skinny neighborhood women want to join. Eat the Cult Cookies… love the Cult Cookies

The Original Recipe is on page 39 of the WW 5 Ingredient 15 Minute Cookbook. They’ve got each cookie at 2 points. My version is probably 3 points a cookie or if you’re counting calories about 104. They list a 38 cookie yeild. That’s frickin’ impossible. I used EXACT teaspooon dolllups and got about 2 dozen.  Let’s be honest here. If you’re going to make cookies put about 6 points or 360ish calories on your little log book because I eat while cooking batter. I don’t understand you if you don’t.

Cult Cookies (Diet Rite Cookies to those concerned about the mind control power of chocolate) 
1 (18.25-ounce) package of devil’s food cake mix
1/4 cup Diet Rite Cola
3 tablespoons melted butter
1 tablespoon water
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1/2 cup milk chocolate minichips

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Run downstairs to put the laundry from the washer to the dryer. Run back up stairs. Repeat. This is to make up for what happens in step 2.
2. Combine all the ingredients in a large bowl. Beat with a mixer then add the minichips (I ate a handful of minichips in this stage of the game. That’s about 70 calories. See step 1 with the running up and down stairs.)
3. Drop by level tablespoons (Ok, yeah, that’s where I went wrong. My tablespoons were heaping. I am a heaping kind of gal. Note to self ixna on the eaphay) onto baking sheets coated with cooking spray. Bake at 350 for about 11 minutes.

THROW AWAY THE REST OF THE MINI-CHIPS. GIVE THE KIDS THE REST OF THE MINI-CHIPS. FLUSH THE REST OF THE MINI-CHIPS DOWN THE TOILET. DONATE THE REST OF THE MINI-CHIPS TO YOUR CHURCH. POUR DISH SOAP ON THE REST OF THE MINI-CHIPS. WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T LEAVE THE MINI-CHIPS SITTING THERE IN THE PANTRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.

So the lesson here is no heaping. Render useless the remaining mini-chips and not all cults are bad if they have cookies. So what do you guys do with the batter and or the extra goodies from the baking. Am I the only one who must mutilate them to render them powerless?