Ok. Well. Ok. Here’s the thing. If you’ve been following me in the comments, my week started off great, then drizzled its way downhill then landed with a big thud in a pile of Hershey’s dark chocolate.

I feel bad.

But…it’s a new week. I thought about skipping the weigh-in altogether. It is technically a holiday, after all. That’s a reason not to weigh in. Right?

But…I made a Lard Lookers vow (well, not so much a vow, more like I kind of mentioned it a couple of times). Also…keep in mind I almost forgot at first. I usually weigh in in the a.m., right after going to the bathroom wearing nothing but my pink fuzzy comfy socks and before I brush my teeth and take my thyroid pills (now that visual’s going to wake you up better than coffee!). I took the synthroid and stepped on the scale. That’s gotta way like an 1/4 of a pound…right? Just look at it.

It’s ginormous! Dudes, that’s actual size!

Anyhoo, here goes:

Starting Weight: 1#4

Today’s Weight: 1#3.5

I lost half a pound. Ugh. But…I cheated on Sat. and Sun. I still lost half a pound. I’ll do better this week. It’s 9:53 a.m. EST and I haven’t eaten anything but my synthroid. I can pull it out this week. I’m going grocery shopping later and will keep all the Lean Cuisine fathead stockholders comfortable yet again.

So there you go. Oh, also I just had a slimfast shake for breakfast. Nothing else.

UPDATE: Ok, I’ve had a Nicole flood of emails/comments on this so I felt I should address it. Keeping in mind this is all attributed to Wikipedia…a goiter is an enlarged area on the squishy part of your neck your thyroid gland. I have an extremely underactive thyroid gland. I’m serious, that mo fo thing is LAZY, doesn’t have a job, won’t lift a finger around the house. My thyroid gland reminds me a lot of my loser brother in law. His name is Jack. Anyway, meet my goiter (courtesy of wikipedia). I TOTALLY love my hair in this picture!