DTBMULF Dictionary

burglarfries- the car French fries eaten on the way home from the drive-thru
carbgasm- the sensation experienced when one breaks with a no-carbohydrate diet. Moaning often accompanies a carbgasm.
cudge- the chunka under your actual chin
flabulous- compliment given to person successfully disguising fat rolls. As in “You look flabulous in that kaftan.”
hexercise- A curse hurled at exercise equipment by a coven of witches. (or Kiki)
fwad- fat wads, as in “This sports bra has increased the number of fwads on my back.”
fwap- sound generated by several fwads (see above) rubbing together
Lard Lookers - Greta’s delusional weight loss plan
special dispensation – the phenomenon granted by special papal decree whereby all items dispensed from a vending machine are calorie free
squinching – the secret clenching associated with trying not to cut one during yoga
vanity pounds – the last ten pounds before goal
Apollonia pounds -measured in Keteras
Ditbemulf – Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Ditbemulfer – Friends of Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Ditbemulf Man – Any man who answers No to the question “Does this (insert any noun) make me look fat?”

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