Okay if you aren’t a read the comments type you’re missing out. Ditbemulfers (see yesterday’s definitions) are funny as hell. I give you Dictionary Part Deux.

First Up Angela Webster

(not her real last name but she’s like just as good as Noah Webster. Truth.)

Pedi-asphyxiation – the near death experience a Lard Looker gets while bending over to paint their toe nails or tie their shoes.
Scarfage – Any food you are able to eat in large quantities and still “think” you are the Lard Looker’s plan (or any other diet for that matter).
Mammaryglistenation – Boob sweat
Gluteglistenation – Butt sweat. Can be found on exercise equipment at the gym or on a vinyl car seat in the heat of summer in Alabama.
Ditbemulf Deprivation- You guessed it – no Internet connection OR too busy at work to read blogs during working hours.
Culinary Mirage- 1. Low calorie foods with all the look and smell of something delish but when you actually taste them you want to barf. 2. Or when the illustration on the BOX is a huge serving of gorgeous scarfage only to open said cardboard and find a 2 X 2 inch square for the serving size.
Mascu-mams – Man Boobs
Gurdle Branding- the act of squeezing one’s oversized tushie into an extremely tight undergarment until it leaves permanent indentations
Flabergusted – The frame of mind a Lard Looker is in after looking at their nude selves in the mirror .
Aroma Sex – Deeply and lustfully inhaling aromas produced by illicit foods. Hopefully followed by a carbgasm

Cardiomirth – hoping that laughing at all your awesome words is burning some calories.
origin: Shelley from thehormonezone

Fat Platter – the shelf of fat that forms when you sit…
upon which you can balance your plate, remote controls etc.
LardArt- the creations/sculptures you can make using only your lard
and your bare hands as a medium (lardartist, lardartistry)
Origin: Greta
you’re already here dawg

Butt Muff: the unsightly hair that grows on the back of one’s thighs. The larger one’s butt gets, the denser the muff.
Word Origin:Nicole from theincredibleshrinkingnicole.

GlobTraction – The traction which causes you to get stuck in a booth at a diner, unable to get out without assistance, a winch, or heavy lubrication.
Scarfability – The ability to make cookies, sugary snacks, creamy cheeses, and fatty foods totally disappear in a crowded room with no one figuring out who ate it all.
SlimBinPurge – The rapid and almost violent clearing of all retail bins containing diet foods, either via a sale, or via a chucking of these foods into a dumpster.
Word Origin: LunaPierCook

Thank you to all who played the home version of the game. We’re always happy to create more entries.

P.S. Spell checking this beast was a buzz kill.

Coming Soon: Kiki’s Half Baked Diet Plan (it’s half written)… also we took our “before pictures” it’s not very good.. don’t get excited.