Welcome
Hello. We’re Kiki and Greta. Here’s the thing, the only weightloss plan we haven’t tried is blogging. Join us as we track our progress. We really want you along for the ride. Think of this as a support group on nitrous oxide. If you want to lose weight or get in shape maybe we can have fun together? How’s it going for you? As far as diets go we plan to utilize Atkins, Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, The Zone, Clean Eating, anxiety, and expose ourselves to people who we hear have the stomach flu. We invite you to share no matter what plan you like or all of them, that’s what we’re doing too. Some days we’re doing nothing and we quit and we eat a tub of frosting in the car. The main idea here is to laugh about the constant struggle. What else you gonna do?
Here’s a few things you should know. Who writes DTBMULF? If you’d like Please Check We’re not a Doctor. And we have been working on a DTBMULF Dictionary which is ongoing and needs contributors. Speaking of Contributors we want you to check These Blogs Make Us Look? These are the first people who supported this blog all of ‘em write hilarious blogs and look great at any size.
Again welcome and since we’re friends here, honestly, does this blog make us look fat?
Welcome from Greta
Ok, let’s get something straight. I know that we, as a society have an effed up image of what a woman should look like. It’s not normal or healthy for all of us to weigh 105 lbs. But, I refuse to be politically correct here. I eat junk and it makes me fat and it’s bad for me. Period. Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt, no, you’re not fat in the grand spectrum of fat, and it’s got to be ridiculous to have strangers taking pictures of your ass when you’re minding your own business on a beach somewhere… but if you eat junk…you shouldn’t. Look, you don’t have to buy in to global warming to think polluting the planet is bad. I will tell you, my BIG weakness is late evening binging snacking. If I could eliminate that, I think I could lose a few pounds w/out much of anything else. Also, I with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns hate cooking. I want it quick and easy with little clean up after. These are the major things I need to work on. Also, moving around more!
Welcome from Kiki
I’ve done tons of different “plans.” Let’s talk about any of them. I am not a doctor, nor is Greta. This blog isn’t responsible for anything you do or eat. If you swim and cramp up AFTER reading this blog.. we shall be held harmless. In turn I will take responsibility for what I eat. It’s my choice. Unless of course someone brings doughuts to work. Then it is not my responsibility. Then I think everyone can agree that the Doughnut Tractor Beam engaged and I was forced into eating. Duh. Basically I’m going to weigh myself everyday but only report ups and downs for DTBMULF? on Fridays. And if you have an outfit you’re not sure about – I can help you. I am good at minimizing and maximizing. And at song lyrics. Oh one more thing Greta rants and I pretend I have a cooking show.
To Our Original DTBMULFERS and Furious Ball
Thank you so much. It was you that helped us decide to take this next step and relaunch this site under our own domain name. We’ve tried to link everyone in our Blog Roll (These Blogs Make Us Look) if we missed you it’s because we’re stupid and we NEED you there so please let us know by emailing us or commenting. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU for reading our little blog. We hope you like our new site. As was the case with the old site the comments are where the real laughs roll so please look around and tell us what you think.
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Must go fix my reader ASAP!!
Thank you Angela. We were nervous about this new step and appreciate you coming with us. Maybe it will be just us three? Cricket. Cricket.
Hey, I’m here! Love the new look. I changed the web address for your link on my blogroll. Sheesh, that was a lot of work. I think I may have burned a calorie or two, with all that heaving typing. Woo!
THANK YOU so much Shelley. Greta and I appreciate you doing that. We feel less alone. Okay so it’s Angela, SHelley, Greta and Kiki. I’d say we’ve got enough to rule a country.
Hey ladies, congrats! This place looks pretty darn cool, that’s fer certain. Over on my blog your new place is now listed under Michigan Food Blogs. Isn’t it nice to able to move and not have to move furniture?
Luna you are a class act. With all your recent health issues to spend a moment to care about our little thingy, well as usual you are amazing and generous and we’re sending our positive vibes to you for a speedy recovery.
This Kiki btw.
Also Furiousball (just checking to see if you’re looking). Do me a favor…stay away from the pirate porn while looking at the new banner.
Love the new site!
Thank you noble pig! We appreciate it. We love love!!
Love the new digs!
You’re blogrolled, my friends.
You are the High Queen of Awesomeness Jenny! You were on my list of peeps to email today.
Thanks!
uh oh, i looked at pirate porn and the header on my dual monitors at work. i think i know why my cubemates are all upset at me.
Y’know…I did not realize it involved ACTUAL pirates. I was thinking pirate as in bootleg. Der.
Okay, so I’ve been reading your blog and have updated my bookmark to your new site. Now, I can safely say, the graphics on your header definitely do not make you look fat; rather, more skinny and bust-y! LOL! Like the new site, though!
Hey Kat! You too are the High Queen of Awesomeness of the Day!
Adding you to my blogroll right now! You gals rock!
Wooo hooo!!! We love you manic!
Awwww all this love and well wishing just calls for a group hug!! (((((Everyone))))))
I really didn’t have anything to say right now…just didn’t want to feel left out! LOL It’s lonesome at the top ya know!
Oh yeah, now I thought of something….I actually created a blogroll and you are the first on the list along with a few others that post here.
Hey…where’s Nicole?
Lassie, what’s that you say? Nicole? Nicole’s in the well? Someone needs to get Nicole and bring her to safety at the new DTBMULF!!!
Thank you Angela. I believe you may take over the world. When that happens can I be in charge of say, Brad Pitt?
Sorry I’m late. What’s for dinner!?
Nicole!!!!! We were hoping you’d find your way over. Were you in food coma from your mom’s meatballs??
Greta,
I am sending over my pissed off DaysAgo Timer for your eliptical or YMCA gym membership card as a little blogwarming present.
Awesome Holly! It will feel just like home
We theorize that the coma was actually related to the combination of chicken parm, calamari and miniature chocolate bars.
Just found your site through LOTD! And I have to say that I am so excited that I did. I too (well trying to anyway) have took my dieting to the blogging world. Currently I am do the Lemonade Diet with my girlfriends. It’s gross, but heck I’ll try anything. LOL I am adding you to my blogroll and look forward to reading your conquests!!!
Hey Harmony! I LUUUUURVE LOTD. Not familiar w/ the Lemonade diet. Let us know how it goes!
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