An Easter Nooner (a/k/a Fat Easter Funny)

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Church is over. The kids are whiny from having to sit still for 1 1/2 hours. Our chocolate bunnies no longer have ears and it’s 2 hours until the guests arrive for “dinner” (which gets increasingly earlier since 1/2 of our guest lists consists of people over 65…we love you family people over 65…but 4:15 is NOT dinner time!) I just have a few minutes before vacuuming the entire house to give an Easter/Nooner shout out to my dtbmulf peeps. (the talking peeps, not the marshmallow sugary goodness…though they maybe are not mutually exclusive).

 Welcome again to all of our newbies and our oldbies. I got a chuckle looking at the google searches that have brought some of you here. Such as:

* how many calories in a lint bunny (For serious? I don’t know what’s worse, contemplating eating one, or worrying about the WW points.)

*easter binge eating

* fat easter funny (which is, incidentally, what I was going for w/ this post…score!)

*easter bunny fat

* bunny muff eating (ok…I’m pretty sure somebody was looking for something WAAYY different)

At any rate, no matter how you got here…Happy Easter to you and yours (incidentally, I’m pretty sure easter lint has the same number of calories as regular lint).

 Greta



Comments

12 Responses to “An Easter Nooner (a/k/a Fat Easter Funny)”
  1. Judy says:

    I’M BAAAAACK! You had me scared there for a while. I felt like the kid who left,and then the parents changed the locks.I like your new home. So, I’m burnt like a piece of bacon and watching the snow falling. I’m so ready for warm weather. I love to cut grass and work in the yard. Winter is not good for me–my exercise program consists of running to the refrigerator. Happy Easter and wishes for warmth,everyone. Hoppin’ on over to the jelly beans now….

  2. GretaKiki says:

    Judy! Yay! Ugh. Me = jealous. I wish I were tan. Like my mama always says, “Tan fat is better than white fat.”

  3. Angela says:

    “Tan fat is better than white fat.”

    That is SO true!! Everything looks smaller in dark colors :) Happy Easter – bock bock!

  4. Nicole says:

    Imagine my surprise to find you among my favorite muff eating websites. I scour the internet for Muff Eating sites in a bunny costume… it’s very festive.

  5. GretaKiki says:

    Aw yeah Nicole…see, I KNEW that was you tripping the google search. I’m sure there’s a good joke about the WW points in THAT, but I’m too tired and stuffed full of Easter Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (which, imho taste MUCH better when they come in the bite-sized tin foil as opposed to full strength).

    Greta

  6. Claudia says:

    I was good, I didn’t have one, single, little piece of chocolate. BUT, I DID have beer. So, I guess my calorie intake equaled or doubled that of my children. Darn. So, maybe I wasn’t good. * sighs * But I had fun? That HAS to count for something.

  7. Karla says:

    You’re right about those Cadbury eggs. But the caramel ones… yum!
    And I also prefer Russell Stover chocolate covered bunnies to the peeps. Never liked those. (are you going to kick me off the blog? yikes!)
    The peeps are actually a family joke because neither of my sisters liked them either. But we didn’t tell my mom until like, after high school. We used to just secretly laugh about getting them.

    Now we decorate them into festive jokes for one another. Like a graduating one, or a new baby one. Or we drive over them and then mail them – that one always gets a laugh!

    Happy Easter everyone!

  8. Karla says:

    btw, maybe you answered this somewhere else, but did you design the website yourselves? (and if so, how much chocolate did you consume in the process? jk) No matter who did the work, it looks great. Nice job.

  9. Of course at our house we fed ham along with pork kielbasa to a certain Jewish TV news reporter, who fell asleep as soon as his belly was full. Too bad we didn’t actually have the courage to make funky sculptures on his face with whipped cream and then take photos … ;-)

  10. gina says:

    Im baaaack ! lol 5 countries in 10 days and I walked my ass off – seriously, we put in like 3-5 miles each day and you know the worst part????? I didnt lose a freakin lb!!!!!! wtf?? Im sure its all just the muscle I converted (yeah right with eye roll)… lol

    Love the new site, Ill pop around and try to catch up !

    gina.

  11. Kiki says:

    Claudia fun counts for EVERYTHING.
    That’s the point of this site anyway.

    Hey Karla and did you see how they’re making the Cadbury Eggs smaller?
    And as far as the site design it was a team effort on graphics and then we hired a lovely lady
    who knows design to really pull it together. She’s linked on the sidebar.
    Thank you for the kudos we wanted something that was unique but also with
    the tongue-in-cheek vibe we’re workin’ here.

    Luna Pier cook’s Evil Easter!

    And Gina welcome back. Hell with the weight you had a great time right?
    And thank you for making us a stop on your back home itinery and for the compliment.