Comments on: Tan Fat Looks Better Than White Fat http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/2008/04/11/tan-fat-looks-better-than-white-fat/ Try the laugh it off diet. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:32:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? » Blog Archive » Not Another Fat Summer http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/2008/04/11/tan-fat-looks-better-than-white-fat/comment-page-1/#comment-4398 Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? » Blog Archive » Not Another Fat Summer Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:15:08 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/?p=76#comment-4398 [...] April is the now-or-never-do-or-die-fish-or-cut-bait month. It is time to focus, commit, and drop the excuses. On May 1st we will either have dropped a few pounds or we’ll have to come up with a plan to cover some stuff up and spray tan the rest.   [...] [...] April is the now-or-never-do-or-die-fish-or-cut-bait month. It is time to focus, commit, and drop the excuses. On May 1st we will either have dropped a few pounds or we’ll have to come up with a plan to cover some stuff up and spray tan the rest.   [...]

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]]> By: Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? » Blog Archive » Getting a Spray Tan http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/2008/04/11/tan-fat-looks-better-than-white-fat/comment-page-1/#comment-348 Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? » Blog Archive » Getting a Spray Tan Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:52:58 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/?p=76#comment-348 [...] Tan Fat Looks Better Than White Fat [...] [...] Tan Fat Looks Better Than White Fat [...]

]]> By: Nicole http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/2008/04/11/tan-fat-looks-better-than-white-fat/comment-page-1/#comment-338 Nicole Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:26:30 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/?p=76#comment-338 The closer in proximity the tanning salon is to the strip club the more likely your chances for cancer actually are. The shelf life for a run-of-the-mill stripper is somewhere in the mid to late 30's (totally made up number) and the usual cause of death is getting run over by your pimp's car or of course a pain killer OD (totally made up causes of death) but if you live through those then you'd surely die of cancer from all of the tanning you've done over the years (total speculation). The closer in proximity the tanning salon is to the strip club the more likely your chances for cancer actually are. The shelf life for a run-of-the-mill stripper is somewhere in the mid to late 30′s (totally made up number) and the usual cause of death is getting run over by your pimp’s car or of course a pain killer OD (totally made up causes of death) but if you live through those then you’d surely die of cancer from all of the tanning you’ve done over the years (total speculation).

]]> By: Shelley http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/2008/04/11/tan-fat-looks-better-than-white-fat/comment-page-1/#comment-334 Shelley Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:01:50 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/?p=76#comment-334 Arizona girl here, born and raised. My brother and I used to play outside all day in the blistering heat when we were kids. Sunscreen? I think I first heard of it sometime in the 80s. My mother certainly didn't hear of it when we were kids. Although I don't really remember ever having a bad sunburn, we were just really brown. Well, except when I started going tubing on the river in college, but by then there was a lot of beer involved so we were numb from the sunburns. Until the next day. Hangover + wicked sunburn? You know you had fun. My poor kids are sunblocked within an inch of their lives, but they still get tan. I think it's impossible not to get tan here in our lovely, lovely blast furnace...um...desert. Kelley - You laid on TIN FOIL? Arizona girl here, born and raised. My brother and I used to play outside all day in the blistering heat when we were kids. Sunscreen? I think I first heard of it sometime in the 80s. My mother certainly didn’t hear of it when we were kids. Although I don’t really remember ever having a bad sunburn, we were just really brown. Well, except when I started going tubing on the river in college, but by then there was a lot of beer involved so we were numb from the sunburns. Until the next day. Hangover + wicked sunburn? You know you had fun.

My poor kids are sunblocked within an inch of their lives, but they still get tan. I think it’s impossible not to get tan here in our lovely, lovely blast furnace…um…desert.

Kelley – You laid on TIN FOIL?

]]> By: Kelley http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/2008/04/11/tan-fat-looks-better-than-white-fat/comment-page-1/#comment-333 Kelley Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:31:17 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakeuslookfat.com/?p=76#comment-333 I have learned to embrace my whitey blotched self. I was a baby oil slathered. lay on TIN FOIL idiot in the 80's. Now I don't have time for that sorta thing, and living in Australia we now burn in a second thanks to all the farting cows. I have learned to embrace my whitey blotched self. I was a baby oil slathered. lay on TIN FOIL idiot in the 80′s. Now I don’t have time for that sorta thing, and living in Australia we now burn in a second thanks to all the farting cows.

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