Jenny and Lynn- That dad was so lame but now he’s so cute! Jenny looks great. Kiki’s dad is like Lynn.
Amanda and Neil – They did much better than I thought. Let’s just say Amanda loves Neil. Lucky Neil.
BETTE SUE LOOKS HOT – I love her. I wish she would have stayed. I think I might be turning into Bette Sue.
Mallory and Curtis – Wow on Curtis. Watch them have more kids. (I mean I predict it, not that I will watch it actually occur.) But to me Mallory is Alex P. Keaton’s younger sister and always will be. Sorry Curtis.

Ooh, I love that Wolf guy from American Gladiator. He always something homoerotic while trying to be menacing. (it was in the commercial break, sorry)
Jen and Maggie – They are both so pretty.
Jackie and Dan- HOLY CRAP. JACKIE IS AWESOME. If you’re curious what Kiki looks like.. kinda like Jackie I think.
Bernie and  Brittany-  I always thought they should just get married. And Brittany yowza.
Paul (Kelly’s husband) what is up… what’s wrong with him? I hope he’s okay.

And WTG Allison for calling Mark a cry baby. He was very weepy. Man Up was a common refrain around here. His wife even told him at one point, “are you crying again?” Bette Sue’s tongue keeps darting out but man she’s just hip. Allie’s family is so cute. I love her saying, “look at my butt.” Oh they’re all in pink! Kelly’s family seems subdued. I’m not sure I’d be able to fill a room with well-wishers for a big reveal either. (Hi, I realize you are my postal carrier but would you attend my big reveal and pretend you are moved to tears by my transformation? Could tell the camera crew that I deserve this because I am so loved? No, my name’s Kiki. Oh I understand you’re busy. Rain, sleet, dark of night and all, it’s cool.) Roger’s wife’s a stick. He LOVES her. Nothing better than seeing a man in love with his wife. Okay, Roger fills a room with peeps. I wanna be is buddy.

Weigh ins for voted off players… all good here’s what moved me. I want to party with Bette Sue. I realize it’s becoming an issue. Don’t worry Bette Sue. I’m cool. And 75 pounds. WOW. Maggie, you are hot and any man would be lucky to date you. Stay away from “guys.” Maggie was charmingly self-conscious. Jackie admitting you made your kid fat and changing it with him. Powerful. And how about you and me and Bette Sue go get a few Mojitos? Dan, you represent so many video game kids. I knew you’d give Curtis a run for the money. I want to adopt Trent’s son Lincoln. SO CUTE. Bernie is a funny guy. Dollar menu temptation.. tru dat. And I feel you on the lethargy. Allie wants Bernie’s guns. Brittany is so gorgeous. Like supermodel pretty. Her confidence makes her more gorgeous. Jay.. oh Jay. Wow, you look like a different man and you will be such a good example for those kids. Or those moobs.  And Mark, well, the best gift you can give your family is your health. And a little less crying. Good job you animal…. nice arms!! One pound short. But still.

 AMAZING!!!! Now on to the final three.