Lose 10 Pounds on the Ped Egg Diet
Take a look at this YouTube link on the Ped Egg commercial if you haven’t seen the ad on t.v. OR watch below. If you don’t feel like doing either… just trust me. The Ped Egg is an ovum shaped cheese grater (it reminds me of the space craft Mork From Ork Traveled here in) that will shear off body parts and is only intended to assist your pedicure. But now the diet experts the total amateurs here at DTBMULF have developed a diet based on the Ped Egg. And also don’t forget we’re not a doctor so if you want to escape unscathed race walk away from here immediately. Remember to swing your arms for maximum calorie burning when fleeing.
10 Pound Ped Egg Diet
Step One- Use Ped Egg on your feet like the demo video for smooth sandal ready feet. Bid adieu to 2 Pounds of foot sludge!
Step Two- Rub Ped Egg on your thighs. You might experience slight “burning” that’s the 2 pounds will hemorrhaging away!
Step Three- Grate Ped Egg on your stomach. Be advised you’ll have to avoid the bikinis due to the bleeding. Bleeding is a small price to pay for that flat tummy and saying good night nurse to 2 pounds of gut fat!
Step Four- Watch Ped Egg commercial before each meal. You’ll be amazed at the appetite suppressant properties. Do this for one short day and you’ll swallow nothing at mealtime except a violent little gag. But you should have no trouble swallowing your new fabulousness with 4 more pounds gone!
Great. Now I want some eggs benedict. I want to try the Hawaii chair…have you tried one of those puppies out yet?
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I cried laughing when I saw that video.
* shudders * Ewwww. feet.
i threw up everywhere
OMG that is too funny…and so gross. I do agree that step four would work like a charm, tho.
I hate feet.
That was the grossest shizz I’ve ever seen. I don’t ever want to eat grated skin again.
Ew.
I debated posting this because it is SO gross. But I know everyone here will eat just a smidge less.
I’m sorry and you’re welcome.
I always laugh when I see this thing on TV.
I am just warning you that you will be receiving millions of google searches about the ped egg now. I get a bunch of them and have never mentioned it. I think your use is much more sensible then the original intent. I won’t be able to eat for a week now, thanks.
YAY! Millions of Google searches means millions of dollars right? I can quit work. I’ll do nothing BUT pedicures and cooking.
Oh sorry.. my fantasy slopped out again.
I actually threw up the first time that commercial came on T.V.!
I am glad to know that I am not alone in thinking the ped egg is the nastiest!
Did I hear someone say Kinoki foot pad?
OMG this is too funny! My Hubby just commented that I could have saved a lot of money just using the microplane instead of the PedEgg.
I never thought about using it to trim my tummy and thighs!
I am off to perform surgery STAT. I will email you pictures of the results! (Just Kidding. I keep throwing up thinking of the commercial!)
Thanks Momma! No kidding I think the older I get the more Home Depot seems like a place to go for beauty items.
microplane, spackle…
Welcome.
This diet seems to be so much easier than all the other ones I’ve seen (wink).
That video really is gross.
I will never forget an episode of Oprah where she has her calluses shaved on TV. I mean, if you have calluses on your feet, your shoes probably don’t fit right. Your feet are just protecting themselves. And why would you take that protection away? And why don’t you just wear shoes that fit, anyway? Sure, comfortable shoes are ugly, but so is shaving your callouses on national television.
I’m so over Oprah.
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that’s disgusting
Love my Ped-egg. I have beet like elephants from diabetes. Used daily they are now smooth as a baby’s butt.
fun-ny !! i laughed at this but then, it was more of a painful chuckle…i have bad, bad feet…too much walking on concrete for 20 years carrying a heavy load (ME!) around…i totally relate…and will come and check in again ! laughter is the best medicine, right up there next to Xanax and Ativan !
OMG.This was sooo funny. Marilyn’s Plan is a cute, quirky written Plan for losing weight. Written for you to understand. No food science. There is no need for food science. It wasn’t rocket science which made you fat, it was food, and Marilyn’s Plan will work for you. You get to eat 3 meals a day and more if you need. You get to eat food you are used to eating and it won’t look to anyone like you are on a weight loss Plan. It will be your very own secret.Try it, you have nothing to lose but your weight. xxx
was too lazy to watch the video, cut straight to your comments. are people insane?! don’t answer, we all know that when it comes to losing weight nobody wants to believe that it’s the simple things that get results. Scrape scrape…gross.
xox
Lisa
http://www.IntuitiveBody.com
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