My Droopy Eye Looks Like Phyllis Diller
You know about my Buddy Hackett Man Hands? Well, I’ve got another problem. My droopy right eyelid totally looks like Phyllis Diller y’all. Seriously, if the world gets wind of this, there’s going to be a pilgrimage of octagenarians at my doorstep. I won’t be able to leave the house.
Ok, and as soon as I loaded this, I realized…crap. Phyllis Diller’s eye looks totally better than mine.
Though seriously, this photo of my eye is at the end of the day, just before I washed my face and took out my contacts. Am I always that clumpy? Dammit! Can I get an “aw hail no!”
P.S. Also…I’m afraid I might have scared some of our poor readers like furiousball into shrivelled husks. What with beefy fireman photos and now this. I swear dude, we’ll put up more half-naked cartoon girls this week.
oh you are in so much trouble
Well, hopefully this will tide you over.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/24655251@N08/2345562189/
::snerk:: Ok… Imma have to show you how I’m like Rosanne Barr… wait… family blog? NM… *cough*
NOT a family blog
Though there are certain words Kiki won’t let me say.
Well, I for one am impressed with that perfectly shaped brow! You look mahvelous!
As always YOU CRACK ME UP.
I know I’ve got something good (read saggyfunny) on this bod as I cruise my last year before 40—–Im just not as humorous as ye.
MizFit
I have to agree with MPM…that perfectly shaped brow got me too…you look absolutely fab dahling.
Aw shucks, thanks. I have good eyebrows. They are twice as thick as that in their natural state. It’s kind of frightening. The eyelid though. I hate the eyelid.
Also…I realized I missed a comedic opportunity here. I should have writtend “Phyllis Diller Eyes” to the tune of “Bette Davis Eyes. It’s what comes from quitting Lunesta. Buddy Hacket Man Hands was on Lunesta. I totally get Lennon/McCartney on a whole new level.
You crack me up. But you’re being too harsh on yourself. You’ve got beautiful eyes. Nothing a little scotch tape can’t hold up.
* mwah *
First off, you have pretty eyes and great eyebrows.
Secondly, I’m reading Mrs. G’s comments and I totally agree that there needs to be more stuff out there for parents of teenagers. I think we all know who needs more help!
I think you could have chosen someone younger than Phyllis Diller to compare your eyes with.
For me the English actress Charlotte Rampling has always been stunningly beautiful, despite the fact that she has had hooded eyelids all her life, even in her 20s.
Here’s one of the many pics of Ms Rampling’s hauntingly beautiful pictures from the internet:
http://i29.tinypic.com/2uzqkvm.jpg