Cheese-Flavored Cockroach…anyone??
Allrighty scientists! To add to the list of weird shizzle I’m supposed to eat to be healthy (and including that day MizFit told me I had to eat chia seeds…yeah…those kind…ok, I said…but if she makes me eat sea monkeys, I object)…apparently, I gotta eat mosquitos now. Or maybe spiders. Cockroaches?
Eating bugs, they say, is better for the planet. Something about lowering the need/use of dangerous pesticides.
I say, “Look, you’re going to throw my whole system outta whack if you make me stop eating pesticides!”
Also…how many WW points are in a millipede? Huh? Don’t know do you scientists? Didn’t think so.
(Also…sorry for the kindergarten graphics. I’m laptopless and limited this weekend. 
Meanwhile…if they can sell ‘em in a box sprayed with cheese dust, I’m sold
When I was in Spain I ate so many chocolate covered bugs..ants and grasshoppers. They were good!
All I can say is a big, fat NEVER. I can’t even think of bugs, let alone eat them. And how could that be good for the planet? What about the species that live off the bugs… and we start eating their bugs? That doesn’t sound right to me.
Im in between Saucy and noble pig—-Id do it ONCE in the name
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of experimentation (ahhh, youth. did a lot in that name
thanks for the ch-ch-chia shoutout!
M.
that worm scared me
Barf. Period.
My IL’s brought various flavored covered bugs home recently. Dying for me to give them a try…Uh.no.thanks.
So your in luck (LOL) they do have cheese covered larvets…are you sure you would eat these things:
http://www.candyfavorites.com/Larvet-Cheddar-Cheese-Snacks-pr-519.html
I love mizfit and would do most of what she tells me, but couldn’t get beyond the chia seeds. And the only way to eat bugs would be accidentally.
We probably eat lots of bugs and just don’t know it.
Really, think about it, all these foods of been recalled
lately cause their diseased. That’s just the stuff
people actually become aware of. So imagine all the
stuff we aren’t aware of.
And, I think I need to get my eyes checked (or take the
glasses that are in my desk drawer out and put them on
my face) because I read that you were topless not
“laptopless”.
Okay but is bug eating ‘low carb’ or ‘low cal?’
I just have to know how to count the critters.
That would go over swimmingly in my household:
“What’s for dinner, Mum?”
“Mosquitoes! And you have to eat EVERY LAST ONE, DAMMIT!”
I can see the next best-selling diet book now:
“DR. MCFLY’S YOU ON A BUG SMASH DIET: The Top Twelve Tips from Topsoil to the Table”
Charlie Hills you’re hired as our title thinker upper.
Maybe you could just go on Survivor…they tend to eat a lot of crazy stuff (at least on season one when I used to watch…what are they up to season 67?)
I accidentally swallowed a fly last week. So that is my quota. I feel healthier already…
I’m sorry…if I must knowingly eat bugs to lessen my carbon footprint, the planet will just have to deal with a football sized annbb carbon footprint.