Adventures in Sleep Disorders (Seriously, see how much less crazy I are)
First, the good news. Since weaning off Lunesta and hopping on to trazodone, I think the weight gain I experienced was a fluke. It went away. So….yay!!! More good news, holy crap, I’m dreaming again!!!!! I had no idea what I’d been missing! I’m having the awesome wacky kind like the one where my thumbs fell off and grew back as meat hooks. Which was really freaky and distressing at first, then I dream-thought, “Wow, having meathooks for thumbs is seriously kick ass when you think about it!”
The bad news is I think my non-Lunesta fueled posts just aren’t quite as zippy. I don’t see Buddy Hackett in my knuckles anymore (though I’m pretty sure I have a Spongebob shaped birth mark on my leg…more on that later).
Ohhh…but anyway, um…I heard ”Sexy Can I” on the radio during my commute this a.m.
Ok…first, I can’t get the image of Ray J and Kim Kardashian out of my head. {barf} Which has killed my appetite and is therefore GOOD for the diet plan. But then I was thinking, what a great song Sexy Can I would make for a wedding first dance. Doncha think? Seriously.
Ray-J Lyrics
(Yeah, and my work computer blows as far as photo editing software. Go here if this is too blurry.)P.S. It’s posts like this that are going to make Kiki not want to go on vacation next week. I’m like Blog-Joel from Risky Business. Stay tuned.
random thought.
I think nonmadeup kim is FAR PRETTIER than the birthdaycakefrostingthick makeup kim.
M.
no offense taken.
the rolling stones started sucking when some of the members got off heroin. just saying
If that was my last name…I would be laughing so much and visiting restaurants where they would call out my last name for a table.
If that were your last name, you might want to consider vacationing here.
MizF – True. ‘Cept I still can’t get the Ray J thing outta my head. {double barf}
HRH – Whew
FB – I KNOW. Same thing happened to the Beatles, I think.
Noble Pig – You should totally pretend it is one night. Just to see.
Charlie – I think I’m going to go there anyway. Just because
You know, now if I’m ever having a bad day, I’ll remember this post and remind myself that at least my last name isn’t “Fuckett.”
You know, now if I’m ever having a bad day, I’ll remember this post and think, “If only my last name were Fuckett” I’d be a lot happier.
“Just use your best judgement Joel. You know we trust you.”