Garden Mutant Scares the Virgin Garden(er)
Well what in the flip is this thing? Things are going pretty well in my very first vegetable garden. I’ve even made a healthy-lifestyle-choice salad out of a normal socially acceptable cucumber that I grew.
Then today I was out inspecting my cucumber plants. I felt an uncomfortable nudge against my ankle and looked down to see this freak show. You can imagine my horror. I plucked the mutant bad boy out of the garden for examination. The Virgin Garden(er) is both attracted and repulsed. It is still sitting on the kitchen island… mocking me and I think it’s smoking a cigarette.
He-he..you are hilarious…I think it’s a cigar!
Very funny – I think you got yourself a Hybrid
I’m no expert but it looks like the elusive cucumelon to me…
Oh, it’s a cucumber . . . with a handle. Use wisely.
Maybe it is a bad mating incident between a cucumber and a watermelon. What color are the seeds?
either way, it looks like bad VD. i mean really bad, like slept with a nuclear experiment bad
This vegetable is totally an Abomination in the Eyes of God!!
Totally. Either that or some kind of organic dildo.
Um, I’m totally inappropriate this morning. Sorry
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Holy crap! What did you use for fertilizer?
were you poking around in my sock drawer again?
Very strange. Maybe this is ground zero of the salmonella outbreak?
My stretch marks looked like that too. Maybe it is just pregnant.
noble – thank you and i think your first book should be called The Freudian Cucumber
Cathy – But can I drive it to work?
Lori – Please don’t make me do a spit take because that’s what just happened.
Mama – If you continue to be that funny the slob in the next cube is gonna wonder what the heck I’m laughing at.
Sweets – I’m afraid to look under the hood.
furious – is there good VD? And please don’t ever leave us.
Hilary – Inappropriate Thursday, it’s like Casual Friday without the Khakis.
HRH – Fertilizer?
Grounded – srsly these comments are so funny I’m going to have to stop reading them at work, cause of the whole laughing out loud at my “work” screen
Michelle – CNN is probably on the way
Anne – Does that mean it’s going to spawn more?
Where do the batteries go?
Oliver just looked at the screen and said, “What’s that?!”
Mental – where DON’T they go? I have no idea what I mean by that.
mamatulip – Indeed Oliver indeed.
If it whispers “kill…me!” ala Alien , I’d back away as quickly as I could.
Maybe it’s half pickle and half itsy bitsy watermelon…tep that’s it.
um, the last time I got nudged in the leg by something that looked like that, things did not end well.
WeightingGame – See you get me!
Did you eat it? What did it taste like? Sometimes the
freaks of nature turn out to be totally delicious :0)
It was suspiciously squishy so I refrained from eating it. But now I’m thinking I should have tried it Tanya!
The wonders of gardening! Bet it would have been good!