Vacation Fat Emergency II – I’m Saved!!!!!
The other day I posted about my tips for dealing with those extra pounds that I was planning to lose before vacation, but didn’t. Among other things, I ordered new bathing suits online. Well…they came today.
This one was a bust, I’m afraid. I dunno, it just didn’t hold me in like I was hoping and the neckline plunged waaaaaay lower then I need my kids to witness.
But, my friends…this one.
This one. Swimsuit nirvana. It’s a faux tankini. In other words, it’s one piece that looks like two pieces. We‘ve discussed the tankini before. The consensus seems to be that it looks good on paper. Acutually on people? there are muffin top issues. It is, perhaps, the best suit I’ve ever bought since 1991 and fat settled into my life. No rolls, no bulges, anything that normally rolls or bulges is hidden under the fake tankini blousiness. I went back online and ordered 2 more. I want to work for Fantasizer now. Seriously….
In more depressing news, however, I put on a gold necklace that my husband bought me on our honeymoon cruise 13 years ago. People…my neck is fatter. WTF?????