I Would Talk Ten-Thousand Miles

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Setting:In Greta and Kiki’s respective suburban homes. A phone rings.

Greta: What are you doing?
Kiki: Um, did you see our blog traffic? Your post on how your knuckle looks like Jonathon Winters is really popular.
Greta:Buddy Hackett my knuckle looks like Buddy Hackett.
Kiki: Right.
Greta: I’ve walked 11,000 steps today and I needed to get 1000  more in so I called you.
Kiki: I know but I can’t talk now.
Greta: Why?
Kiki: I can’t find the cordless phone.
Greta: Bye.

Greta and I burn calories and rack up steps on our pedometer while we talk on the phone. We both use our cells or cordless phones and wind up walking all over the house as we hash out our latest diet goals and failures. But as you can see if I can’t find my cordless phone I can’t talk. I cannot be bound.

Anyone else like that? How many miles do you talk a day?



Comments

12 Responses to “I Would Talk Ten-Thousand Miles”
  1. Nicole says:

    The last time I wore a pedometer I was bar tending. I would walk over three miles in an average 5 hour shift. Then i would go home full of caffeine and adrenaline and pace back and forth in the house for several more hours. I am not nearly as walky these days. I was skinnier in those days.

  2. MizFit says:

    METHINKS I NEED A COBLOGGER!

  3. furiousball says:

    before i needed a backiotomy, i was running around 12 miles a week and biking 30. the walking… no idea

  4. I had to read that two or three times, Miz. I kept wondering what the heck a Cob Logger might be.

  5. Cathy C says:

    I walk at least 4 miles per stint. With Gas prices so freakin high we here in Mayberry are walking more. When we walk at night it is not always for excercise but for a purpose, Golden Spoon Yogurt – Then home.
    Need the motivation :)

    Cheers
    Cathy
    http://www.wheresmydamnanswer.com

  6. That is what I call multitasking. I can’t figure out how to operate my pedometers. So I just sit around.

  7. noble pig says:

    I hate the phone…so not many…well, I do walk six miles a day though.

  8. mamatulip says:

    We have a cord phone, but we don’t use it. We have two cordless phones and we use them – we cannot be bound. We just keep the cord phone for when the power goes out. ;)

  9. Michelle says:

    Gotta get those ear piece thingies so you can walk down teh street lookin’ a little off talking to yourself!

  10. Fitzalan says:

    I always talk on the phone, especially when I am talking to my mother. I am not passive aggressive, I am active walking aggressive. And now that I wear a pedometer, I catch myself walking in place while I am brushing my teeth, flossing, waiting for the microwave, etc.

    sweets&sweats

  11. I really must incorporate exercise more soundly into my day. I’m with Oprah – HATE it, but know it’s necessary (sigh). So why don’t I do it or a regular basis. Seems the only thing I do on a regular basis is drink me some Chardonnay (sigh AGAIN!)

  12. Kiki says:

    What the coblogger is a backiotomy?