This hit the news last week. Scientists have discovered a so-called workout pill.
The pill has only been tested on mice but it burns calories, reduces fat, AND when the mice do workout they’re beasts. I mean like they rule the treadmill because of one little pill. It’s called AICAR. (That’s a working title I think.)
Scientists are now testing to see if the results achieved by the sexy little mice will translate to humans. Some scientists believe people with heart conditions, those who are recuperating from surgery and others with medical limitations could greatly benefit from a workout pill.
But I forsee a different market for the workout pill. The market is comprised of.. ah.. me.
Give me the pill. Give me the pill right now.
Sure I have no obvious medical conditions that prohibit working out. Although I cannot for the life of me find my jogging bra. It’s been AWOL since 2005. Which means I haven’t worked out. I’m pretty sure that’s a medical condition. I can’t find my workout bra, my physician can verify this, so give me the pill.
Give me the pill right now.
And because I think AICAR is a lamish name what would be a good name for a workout pill? My vote is for Tonelynol. Give me the pill… right now.
Note: Today I signed Greta and I up for Yoga AND Spinning classes. They start after Labor Day. For crying in the downward facing dog.. spare our community and give us the pill really.. for the love of spandex.