I Will Never Have to Diet Again!!!!! (but I’ll have to wear my pancreas as a necklace)
I see Kiki’s Dara Torres workout of yesterday and raise her the reason why none of us will ever have to diet/workout again.
There’s a miracle product out there people. In about 30 minutes, it sucks your fat back, reduces your “drag time” and makes you 2% faster. Ta da!!
Aw yeah. I could probably become a youtube sensation if I taped myself trying to wriggle in to one of these. But it’s like a full body corsette!! Win, win! Who’s with me?
P.S. Also, member that classic Chris Farley skit w/ Patrick Swayze where they audition to be Chippendales dancers? Yeah…it would be just like that if I put on one of those beach volleyball bikinis and tried out for 2012.
Go USA!
*sigh*
RIP Chris Farley.
I loved that skit.
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How sad is it that I actually remember that Patrick Swayze skit! Yeah I could maybe get it on, but there would be no taking it off!
That might hurt trying to smoosh, squish and tuck it all in!
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I knew I heard someone rummaging in my closet this morning… Greta, Give me back my super-suit! I need it to vanquish villains… and such.
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ok, i’ve spent the past 8 hours googling “GretaKiki Suit Try On” and different variations…
Think I could get away with wearing one of these under an evening gown?
May get a bit toasty though.
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Woah.
Damn.
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I have some lucite stilettos that might look nice with that.
Oh yeah, I would look so HOT in that!! LOL
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It’s like a fully body Spanx suit!
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Was that “sucks your fat back”, or “sucks your back fat?” Either way, I’m in. Now I’m giggling thinking of the Chris Farley thing. I may have to go online and find it so I can watch it.
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aw…i love that chris farley skit. i have the best of chris farley dvd and that is one that cracks me up. patrick swayze is awesome as adrian and chris as barney. makes me laugh just thinking about it!
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