Big Fat Denial a/k/a Keely Shay Smith’s Spray Tan and Patricia Heaton’s Belly Button
Oh…the title. Yeah, see, I’m blog-blocked (more on that in a minute). Kiki says we get more hits from “high search” terms. Fact: google people are really interested in Patricia Heaton’s belly button and whether a spray tan will make them fat (and also big Polish sausages, and how many WW points are in lint…no joke). They are not interested in wearing their pancreas as a necklace, apparently.
Anyway…back to the blog-blockage. I think I’ve figured it out. I’m feeling fat again. After losing 6 lbs in preparation for our vacation, I went way off the the South Beach wagon, am having major PMS honeybun cravings and feeling super bloaty (that should totally be a song). Ugh. I am simply avoiding the scale and any pair of shorts that are “on the bubble.” I just want to give up.
Now what??? Any sage advice??
Um…I have no idea what this picture has to do w/ anything. I’m graphic-blocked too. 
i think another country singer wrote a song about Toby Keith being on the beach and it was called “Feelin’ Super Bloaty and The Sea Gull Pooped on my Floaty”
Sha na na na.
Hmm…take two ding-dongs and call me in the morning? No, not so much, huh?
Get back on the horse and giddy-up, sugar…it’s really all there is to do, isn’t it?
I’ll get right on writing that song for ya…
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
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WW points in lint? What is wrong with people?! (Big polish sausage I can see, a bit more. lol.)
And yes, this too shall pass. Drink lots of water and wait for it to pass.
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great.
now Im totally craving honeybuns and dingdongs and forgot my comment.
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I recommend googling wearing pancre-i, latin plural or something, as necklaces at least once a day. Always new news on the subject… cutting edge research
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PS: Don’t EVER GIVE UP!!!!
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I think if you stare at that graphic long enough–it foundyou for a reason–it will speak to you and lead you to your answer, little grasshopper.
Either than, or break some dishes. That frees up my chi every time.
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Depends on the lint. I know for a fact that cotton balls soak up the fat and help you lose weight. Only problem is that they have to be surgically removed along with your small bowel. But as long as you empty the colostomy bag every couple of hours you can totally lose like 5 pounds.
Sounds worth it to me.
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cool pics