Back-to-School Prize
So earlier today we posted the story of Cronus and Zeus and how it was the first reported case of binging and purging…why?
Flash forward to present day….Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat has a back-to-school prize to give away! Mythmatical Battles is an award winning dueling card game that teaches classic mythology and helps kids drill their multiplication tables. It’s been featured in Family Fun Magazine and garnered rave reviews from parents, teachers, homeschoolers and kids.
Soon we’ll be running our first advertisement at the bottom of the blog for Mythmatical Battles and to kick it off we’re giving 
away 4 copies of Mythmatical Battles. We’ve got two games with Greek and Celtic mythology and two with Norse Egyptian Mythology. They normally cost $15.99 each so if your kid likes collecting cards and has to tackle multiplication this year Mythmatical Battles could be your winning hand! Click over to the Mythmatical Battles website to learn more about it.
Back-to-School Prize Rules – Just comment on this post and on Friday night we’ll draw four winners from the Salad Bowl of Fortune enshrined in Kiki’s kitchen cupboards. The winners will be announced Saturday morning. Who knows.. maybe the Greek God of Luck will fling an olive at you.
Happy back-to-school.
Disclaimer: Our legal staff would like us to mention that this is not an endorsement of a diet plan that would involve binging, purging, swallowing children or Greek Salad. In addition the legal team reserves the right to suspend the contest if we don’t get at least five comments. Because then it would be embarrassing.
Oh, man. I wish the Salad Bowl of Fortune was one of the prizes being given away. I could really use one of those.
Charlie Hillss last blog post..Perspective
Oh.. Charlie.. you’re in the contest now. Ah yeah.
Sounds like a fun game, and I have a kiddo that would
love it.
One of my older kids learned so much math from Pokemon
cards.
Kels last blog post..Peachy
Girl, Boo is hungry. That would be awfully tasty for him. Much better than the chair leg he ate the other day. On his digestive tract AND my toilet.
Does it come with diet chocolate sauce?
Kelleys last blog post..Hello Mrs XXXX! How are you today????
my son would dig those and his sister will probably try to take any of the girls in the deck.
furiousBalls last blog post..Ergo, a good day
Bless you all for commenting. I was afraid I’d be the only winner. Which violates some sort of international trade agreement I’m sure.
I have a 3rd grader just getting started with multiplication!
Oh, HI!! Hope you don’t mind me stopping by. I’ve been lost in cake icing and fondant for a while now. But I thought, why not butt in when there is a give away at stake?!? LOL
Honestly, I’ve missed the light hearted humor around here. I promise to stop by more often. (As long as you don’t make me step on the scales!)
Oh happy day Angela!!! YAY. Of course you don’t have to step on the scale.. we’ve missed your wit and beautiful self. Welcome back. And good luck! So far your odds are good on winning.
Does the “salad bowl of fortune” every harbor extremely-buttery popcorn? Mmmmm….popcorn….
Stewbies last blog post..So delectable
Cool! Great prize!
Alli {Mrs Fussypants}s last blog post..Name that Inappropriate Photo Contest
How cool!
*pixie*s last blog post..working girl
Thanks, Kiki, for the heads-up on this contest. Now I can’t get the Pokemon theme song out of my head…and my undergraduate students are not appreciative.
Kalynne Pudners last blog post..Fay, Fay, Go Away; We Have a Football Game to Play!
If I post twice, do my odds of winning increase?
Charlie Hillss last blog post..Three Benefits of Exercise
If I post thrice, do my odds of winning increase?
Charlie Hillss last blog post..Three Benefits of Exercise
Umm.. Charlie I think one entery per person. But I like your ingenuity!
Was over visiting P-Dub this morning and found your site.
Have now added YOU to my favorites for yet another good laugh to start my day! (that is a compliment…not everyone gets added to my favorites!) Good stuff here!
Well thank you everso!!! We love P-Dub and are honored to be favorited. Welcome Melissa!
BACK-TO-SCHOOL NEW RULES AND REGULATIONS
EFFECTIVE SEPTEMBER 2, 2008
DRESS CODE:
1. It is advised that you come to school dressed according to your parent’s salary (a.k.a your social status). If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you can afford a tuition fee increase (101%).
2. If you dress poorly, your parents need to learn how to manage and/or budget money better, so that they can buy you nicer clothes and so you can shrug off a tuition fee increase, therefore you are not exempted from it.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you can afford a tuition fee increase.
ABSENCES:
SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to school.
COMPASSIONATE ABSENCE
This is no excuse for missing school. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives, classmates or pets. Every effort should be made to study harder.
TOILET USE
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the school’snotice board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the school’s mental health policy.
Entries are now closed. We’ll draw the names from the Salad Bowl of Fortune and post the results before Noon Eastern Time August 30… less than 12 hours from now.
Yikes.. nighty night.