Diet Confessional
It’s not goin’ well peeps. I’ve carbgasmed my way to the end of the summer. I never got it together save for 10 days of lost water weight glory before our vacation.
So I recommit. I’m giving myself until Monday. I will start again on Monday. The kiddos will be in school. Both of them. All day. For the first time…ever. In other words, I have no more excuses not to work out. And in honor of my pledge, I give you a confession.
I hide food. Honeybuns, brownies, cookies… I don’t want my husband to see me eating it. I for sure don’t want the kids to eat it first. I hide it here.
Way in the back. Behind the ziplock and lunch bags. In a place where no one ever goes but me. If he ever finds it, I’ll move it next to the maxi pads.
Would anyone else care to confess?
{crickets}
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*Ahem* I may have hidden a candy or two under some magazines in the drawer next to my bed. I will neither confirm nor deny, but I will say – I hear you, Sister! I need to recommit to my own diet plan in a BIG way.
Good luck to both of you!
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Yep I confess – I keep a bag of dark chocolate squares in the back of the pantry and sneak a couple here and there. SHHHHHHHHHHH… Kristy and I are on the quest to lose a few lbs by the time the Wine Festival that I work on is here..Let the countdown begin. Tick Tock – Tick Tock.. 5 weeks and counting
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Hide food? Nah, not me. Never, never, never. I will never admit that I hide food!
No matter how well I hide it always shows up.. on my back and around my belly. Stupid food.
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Yes, I have a secret stash. I have to. It’s the only way I can have candy to myself.
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i ate ice cream last night, i had a carboner
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Fine. Yes. I hide food and wait for my kids to go to bed
before I bust it out. Then, because I’m scared it will
be found, I feel compelled to eat the entire whatever it
is, even if it’s a bag of Hershey’s miniatures. Then I
hide the wrappers so no one will know I’ve had an eating
disorder day. I feel so dirty now.
I have food vultures here that seem to be able to detect a goodies as they enter the house. Then I have to use the “one for you, two for me” rationing system or just eat it all on the way home in the car.
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1. I LOVE that your cabinets display exactly the same fine level of organization as mine!
2. I live by myself so I do not have to hide snacks. But this is how bad I am: I cannot keep snacks in the home. I will just eat them, all at once. There is no halfway. It is 14 cookies or nothing. So I go cold turkey. But my creative brain still makes things out of stuff I have laying around. Frinstance, a tortilla cooked in a little butter and sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon…carby sweet goodness at midnight.
i do hide the sweets around here. if i don’t i won’t get any of them! and i need to step up the diet as well. i love that monday is sept. 1. last time sept 1st fell on a monday i started a diet that led to a 33 pound weight loss. that was 2003. i fell off the wagon after that. but over the years i have managed to lose a little more here and there. now on monday i start again. i am hoping for 20 pounds this time.
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I hide chocolate in a empty laundry powder container. My girls can sniff that shit out otherwise…
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Crickets is right.
I’m not saying a word.
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It can be heart-breaking to do so well on a diet and then “fall off” and have to admit that we are eating things we shouldn’t, or haven;t done the exercise we were so sure we’d do. It’s not surprising we hide our “weaknesses” but it’s important in these cases, as you have, to face those weaknesses head on and get our diets back on track. If you have something to hide, this should serve as a warning signal
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In the freezer, behind the chicken breasts lies a stash of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food. Shhh, don’t tell
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Big spoon, one big scoop of ice cream with a squirt of chocolate sauce on said spoon. DAMN good! My kids and hubby think I hate ice cream. Because that’s what I’ve told them. And will keep telling them.
Hmmm…I
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I’ve heard. read. been seein’ that TUESDAY is the new MONDAY.
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Actually, my gentleman friend hides food from me. I don’t bother to hide my food but I don’t have kids that would potentially eat it first.
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Um, who is this “Rid of Man Boobs” person? Way to hawk your article there, dude. For your information, I have NO MAN BOOBS. So there. I have female boobs. Now you’re jealous, right?
I don’t hide food. It always finds me anyway, so what’s the point?
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