Printables for Dieters

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A while back Greta blogged about having to weigh in at the doctor’s. She was against it. As a public service Greta created this warning label. It should be placed on every scale in all of Christendom.

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Warning Label

Greta realized how easy it washow helpful it was for dieters to have the warning labels so she created more. Take a look at the labels and then print out your favorite by clicking on the link below it. Our printables have quickly become a popular feature on Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? (popular on this tiny blog means one person) so we’ve added it to Our Measurements up there on the left for your convenience. If you’ve got a new dieter in your life direct them over there and print away!

We see these diet printables as a way for us to become billionaires, they’re lightening in a bottle really. Eventually we’ll be charging like a thousand dollars cash money per printable but for now you can get them absofrickinlutely free. Yes absofrickinlutely.

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Warning Label 2

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Warning Label 3

So enjoy and if you’d like to pre-emptively send us a billion dollars to ensure these printables remain free to those most in need of more crap in their homes stuck to the refrigerator door… that would be the opposite of wickety wickety wack.

Discussion question: How are we all doing food/exercise/hydration-wise at this week’s  midway point more commonly known as Wednesday?



Comments

12 Responses to “Printables for Dieters”
  1. furiousball says:

    ahh godzilla, one thing to note and i keep meaning to mention this. eating buildings, although high in fiber and minerals, do contain a lot of empty calories.

  2. Photoqueen says:

    Ha! Your labels are wickety, wickety, wack! (And of course, I mean that in a good way. As for food/exercise/hydration – umm, I’m doing so-so. Preparing to do horribly, as I’m going out of town for a little vacation. Hoping to get back to a WW meeting on Monday.

    Photoqueens last blog post..You don’t call me Photoqueen for nothing!

  3. Um…I am heading straight home and printing out the whickety whack stickers. LOVE. I shall post them everywhere.

    WeightingGames last blog post..5 Ways to Master Your Emotions

  4. Christie says:

    I want to know what foods Greta/Kiki eats to inspire such creativity? Or is it what you drink? Is creativity a function of chewing, drinking, exercising or inhaling? Hmmm. I think I just answered my own question. In regard to my progress, I stink at not snacking in the evenings. Any tips? (Can I snack on tips?)

    Christies last blog post..Why this dieter loves shopping for shoes

  5. GretaKiki says:

    furious – I never counted the points in a building.. you’re right!
    Photoqueen – meetings do seem to keep us honest (kiki)
    WeightingGame – we’ll be with you through thick and thin
    Christie – That’s just too nice to say. Thank you. We’re just weird and it manifests itself here. :) Oh.. and popcorn! It’s a great snack.

  6. Reeg says:

    I was gonna say the same thing! 100 calorie popcorn bags at night! I’m not really hungry at night – I just have some need for “dessert.” Those bags fill the void.

  7. Kelley says:

    You said ‘cash money’ I love it! I say that all the dang time and people are all WTF? and I am all ‘get with the program people!’

    Yeah. You rock.

    Kelleys last blog post..The sentence I never in my wildest dreams thought I would hear…

  8. Found your blog thru FatFighter. I must say I love the first one! haha

    Lisa aka Serahss last blog post..And I thank you…thank you!

  9. collect bag says:

    ahh godzilla, one thing to note and i keep meaning to mention this. eating buildings, although high in fiber and minerals, do contain a lot of empty calories.
    .-= collect bag´s last blog ..How to be a star =-.

  10. shrinkingjen says:

    These are hilarious! Thanks for posting them… nothing like a little humor to lighten up a day of eating low calorie!

  11. Erica says:

    Oh My!! I LOVE these!

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