Does This Taste Funny?

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While pulling something out of my tush carefully considering today’s post I came across this blog Craftastrophe. This is a blog about crafting projects that have gone awry. I couldn’t get enough.

Our philosophy here at Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat, that sometimes dieting can be a real joke, is akin to Craftastrophe’s, that not everything homemade is pretty. I’m fairly certain whomever writes Craftastrophe and I were seperated at birth.

I wish I would have thought of the idea since my crafting skills are… what’s the word.. sucky? But since crappy crafts seems to be taken as blog fodder I’m calling crappy diet food. I give you a recent Foodtastrophe I perpetrated, South Beach Quiche. Mind you I was trying to take gorgeous food photos and post them here as an inspiration to readers. And of course I was also hoping to show off how talented I am.

Things start well…

quiche bowl

Look I can crack several eggs!

eggshell

Mind you I don’t realize until I look at the photo that an egg shell is in there.

eggshell2

Time for the oven!

oven time

What in the name of puppies and vanilla is this that I’ve created?

voila

So there is my Foodtastrophe. If you’ve got a kitchen disaster.. especially a diet recipe that goes awry send me a picture. Here’s the email dtbmulf@gmail.com. Put the subject line Foodtastrophe in there. Seriously, we really could use a laugh between carrots and 48oz of water.



Comments

11 Responses to “Does This Taste Funny?”
  1. jane george says:

    I think shells are good for you, don’t they have something we are lacking in our diet? I tend to include them in dishes where they can’t be seen.LOL

  2. Reeg says:

    Wait. They LOOK weird, but how did they taste? Or is the disaster the shell? This didn’t seem bad. Now I’m hungry…

    Reegs last blog post..Help!

  3. Reeg says:

    OMG! I just went to that craft site. LOVE her!

    Reegs last blog post..Help!

  4. Kiki says:

    I’m not saying I didn’t eat them all. They tasted okay actually.

    And yeah.. Craftastrophe is addicting.

  5. Thank you so much for the linky love! Craftastrophe is the brain child of myself, and two other brilliant ladies!

    We so excited that you’re all enjoying the site!

    xox

  6. Photoqueen says:

    Well, don’t laugh too hard, ladies – you might lose that 48 oz. of water!

    Photoqueens last blog post..I’m thankful for blogging.

  7. Nicole says:

    Quiche cupcakes… brilliant.

    Nicoles last blog post..Fat Blog- Day 310

  8. Christie says:

    Isn’t there some kind of cake where they bake a coin in the batter? Your quiche cupcakes could be like that only with egg shells. Find a shell and get a prize! Every foodtastrophes has a silver lining.

    Christies last blog post..Remember Rings . . .

  9. Well, could have been worse. You could have started making quichecakes and ended up with chocolate covered cherry pits.

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  10. Deb says:

    They look kinda Christmassey…maybe those are what you put in the Bad Kid’s stockings instead of lumps of coal? “Eat this and next year…beHAVE yourself!”

    Debs last blog post..Impatient

  11. MizFit says:

    every night is one big one up in herre.

    Ive totally surrendered to it.

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