Hole Wheat Bread
Yeah I spelled it “hole.” I’m eating light whole wheat bread. It tastes good, it’s only 35 calories AND I believe whole wheat bread is good for you. Great. But you can be sure I want the entire 35 calorie piece of bread. What pray tell am I to do with this?
There’s a hole in my whole wheat Dear Liza, Dear Liza. There’s a hole in my whole wheat, Dear Liza a hole. So how should I count it? Is it a 5 calorie hole? Less? To give you perspective on size this hole is large enough to see through or poke your index finger.
The hole in my whole wheat is also large enough to provide a frame for lovely winter photography.
So I ask you, how many calories can I deduct from this bread based on the hole? Thirty-five minus what?
Too funny! It looks like about a calorie to me. Take it back and demand a refund! LOL!
So who’s been messing with your bread? I say pick a whole new piece! Just say no to holey whole wheat!
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I’m with you. I’m dieting too and want every last bite of what’s on the menu for the day.
p.s I really miss you on the morning show on channel 13.
I’ll give you an eyeball estimate of oh, say, 5 calories on that holey whole wheat.
What a bonus the bread makers are THAT concerned about our caloric intake that they are putting calorie gaps in the slice, ready made.
I guess that means they got a good rise, yeah? Ummmhmmmm.
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Looks like a 35 calorie deficit to me.
If you want to be all scientific about it, i estimate that the whole bread is roughly the size of 24 of those holes. Therefore, dividing 35 by 24 = 1.45833333333333 calories.
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I’m a nerd.
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Hmmm… I don’t know. Looks more like 1.47229 calories to me.
I love you cause you are in-freaking-sane.
And if you eat it while standing on one foot the calories fall out.
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Wannabe.. yes money back please!
Kel.. it’s like a mouse is playing head games.
Chris.. thank you an check back here a lot I post a ton of stuff and we can diet together!
Nicole and Charlie I’m subtracking 1.5 to be safe.
Kelley.. you know love the heck out of you too. Same reason. And yes. Something just isn’t right with me.
now I shall sing that ditty all day.
and the hole? that would PISS ME OFF.
new piece please.
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That is too funny – I would want a calorie credit for sure!! Bastards cheating you that way
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