The Fat Cold
Some of you know that I write a weekly humor column for a newspaper. I don’t write about dieting as much there as I do here BUT this week I wrote about the Fat Cold. Did you know there’s a strain of cold that can make you fat? I’ve got a plan for deploying the Fat Cold. Read this week’s column about how we can use the Fat Cold to our advantage! (Hint: We will be sneezing near Sarah Jessica Parker.)
Slimming tip: That’s a totally retouched photo of me… totally sized down. It’s totally slimming to use a thumbnail size of your photo that only shows one shoulder while wearing a black turtleneck, totally.
Love that picture of you – is it really retouched that much?
Love the column.
Love the pic.
why do I think it ISNT really touched up
Bless you both. And it is retouched, I’ll do you guys too if you want!
Rebecca
Fun article! I love the idea of passing the Fat Cold through Hollywood!
Think the virus will survive if I cough in some envelopes and send out a bunch of fan mail???
Love the picture! And the idea of a fat cold..can you just imagine sending that to all those people you don’t like
It is NOT retouched….maybe the hair is…but the face is exactly how you look
Of course, soon people won’t want to admit they caught the obesity virus. They’ll instead say they have the Big Boned virus.
Oh, to have someone/something else to blame. Alas, I don’t think I’ve ever had the fat virus. Why do I feel like I want it, though?