The Fat Cold

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totally-retouchedSome of you know that I write a weekly humor column for a newspaper. I don’t write about dieting as much there as I do here BUT this week I wrote about the Fat Cold. Did you know there’s a strain of cold that can make you fat? I’ve got a plan for deploying the Fat Cold. Read this week’s column about how we can use the Fat Cold to our advantage! (Hint: We will be sneezing near Sarah Jessica Parker.)

Slimming tip: That’s a totally retouched photo of me… totally sized down. It’s totally slimming to use a thumbnail size of your photo that only shows one shoulder while wearing a black turtleneck, totally.



Comments

8 Responses to “The Fat Cold”
  1. FatFighterTV says:

    Love that picture of you – is it really retouched that much?

  2. MizFit says:

    Love the column.
    Love the pic.

    why do I think it ISNT really touched up :)

  3. GretaKiki says:

    Bless you both. And it is retouched, I’ll do you guys too if you want!

    Rebecca

  4. Fun article! I love the idea of passing the Fat Cold through Hollywood!

    Think the virus will survive if I cough in some envelopes and send out a bunch of fan mail???

  5. Soniya says:

    Love the picture! And the idea of a fat cold..can you just imagine sending that to all those people you don’t like

  6. Kathy says:

    It is NOT retouched….maybe the hair is…but the face is exactly how you look :)

  7. Of course, soon people won’t want to admit they caught the obesity virus. They’ll instead say they have the Big Boned virus.

  8. Kel says:

    Oh, to have someone/something else to blame. Alas, I don’t think I’ve ever had the fat virus. Why do I feel like I want it, though?