Exercise is important to us and we’re innovators. So we bring you the Snuggie Workout.
Step 1:Get yourself a Snuggie. Now.
Step 2: Put on long johns, sweatpants, sweatshirt, and wool socks.
Step 3: Place the television remote control on the carpet in front of the couch. (Not on nearby end table, that’s cheating.)
Step 4:Get in your Snuggie. Now.
Step 5: Have someone push you toward the couch and land on it.
Step 6: Try to get the remote.
Step 7: Clench stuff. Unclench stuff. Clench Stuff. Unclench stuff.
Step 8:Get yourself OUT the Snuggie. (We don’t know how at this point.)
Step 9:Shower. Wash Snuggie Workout clothes and actual Snuggie.
Step 10: Weigh yourself. You’ve FOR sure Snugged Off  THREE or MORE POUNDS. (To amp up your Snuggie Workout results do the above steps in Arizona or Florida in July.)

Note: You should consult with a doctor (also perhaps a psychologist) before trying The Snuggie Workout. All results achieved are entirely made up and temporary. The Snuggie Workout might cause an unpleasant “odor.” The makers of Snuggie have no idea that we exist. You can watch the Snuggie commercial after the jump.