Magic Acai Berries
So all this time it’s been magic berries? That’s all it takes, berries? Of course I’m talking about acai berries, and as many emails I get and pop up ads about acai berries I have no idea how to pronounce them.
But they’re apparently able to detoxify your body and help you live to be 100 years old with a beach ready body the entire time.
I’m sold. Give me some acai berries. I want ‘em. I’ve been waiting years for a magic pill, wand, or bean so I look good when they announce that I’ve won the Mega Millions.
Keep in mind this is not an idictment of the acai berries. I want losing weightto be easy. I’m sick of this “hard work” crap. I want a berry to be the answer.
If they do prove effective you’ll see me eating acai berries raw, making acai berry pot roast, I’ll even grind ‘em up for vaporized dispersment in my car’s heating and cooling vents.
Acai berries beat diet and exercise with a skinny stick in my book.
***Disclaimer – if you are losing weight using the berries I’m excited for you. I want nothing but your success. I’m ridiculously jealous of you but that’s my issue. In addition if you’re an acai berry billionaire of some sort and want to advertise on this site, hang out, watch a movie whatevs….call me!***
I’d love it if it were that simple!
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