Here’s my newspaper column this week for the Monroe Evening News. This week I don’t panic about Swine Flu! I panic about much more important stuff.

So far, I’m taking the government’s advice and I am not panicking about swine flu. I’m not sure just how I would panic about it actually. Stockpile anti-bacterial soap? Put duct tape on the window? Does duct tape prevent swine flu? I don’t know. But I do know that I’m not going to do anything rash like forgo bacon.  Read column…