How to Get Man Hands in 3 Easy Steps
Status Report: Hi, your faithful blogger Robin here. I’m on my 4th day post-Atkins induction. I lost 4.5/5 lbs in the 1st two week. I’m now up to about 30-40 carbs a day. We’ll see how long I can last. I will need a rebound intervention in about a month.
In the meantime…I dug out this hold chesnut because classic never goes out of style.
HOW TO GET MAN HANDS IN THREE EASY STEPS
Step #1: Be young, nubile, weigh 108 pounds on your wedding day (for maximum assholery, silently cry about it because your goal was 105)
Step #2: Add fertility drugs, 2 pregnancies, lots of honeybuns and yo yo dieting
Step #3: Add 13 years
Robin(still seriously bitter about having to get her rings resized just in time for her 13th wedding anniversary last year. Happy nearly 14th honey! This year I have to get my necklaces resized.)
P.S. If you want to see how my man hands post turned bizarro, click here.