I hate skinny jeans. We all do right? Right? Whatever Hollywood twit made these things fashionable again should be on my hit list for obvious reasons, but now…it turns out that skinny jeans are bad for your health. Apparently, they cut off your circulation.

I knew it. I’m clairvoiyant. Really. THAT’S why I never wear ‘em. Seriousy. Has nothing to do with Le Top de la Muffin.