On Father’s Day, after several weeks of angelically eating only good carbohydrates, I experienced multiple carbgasms. My personal Hunger Monster won.  Below is a refresher on the definition of carbgasm.

Today I am submitting a new word: Remorsel – feeling of guilt after engaging in carbgasms. “Bertha is filled with remorsel after the the birthday party yesterday.”

DTBMULF Dictionary

burglarfries- The car French fries eaten on the way home from the drive-thru.
carbgasm- The sensation experienced when one breaks with a no-carbohydrate diet. Moaning often accompanies a carbgasm.
cudge- The chunka under your actual chin
flabulous- Compliment given to person successfully disguising fat rolls. As in “You look flabulous in that kaftan.”
hexercise- A curse hurled at exercise equipment by a coven of witches.
fwad- Fat wads, as in “This sports bra has increased the number of fwads on my back.”
fwap- Sound generated by several fwads (see above) rubbing together.
special dispensation – The phenomenon granted by special papal decree whereby all items dispensed from a vending machine are calorie free
squinching – The secret clenching associated with trying not to cut one during yoga
vanity pounds – The last ten pounds before goal.
Apollonia pounds -Measured in Keteras
Dtbmulf – Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? (pronounced dit-be-mulf)
Dtbmulfer – Friends of Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Dtbmulf Man – Any man who answers no to the question “Does this (insert any noun) make me look fat?”