Sure the Bumpits™will give your that hair desirable heighth. BUT we’ve developed the Bumpits™ Diet Plan. You’ll look ten pounds thinner as soon as you snap them on.

Why the Bumpits™  Diet Works!

1. Trick the eye! With a Bumpits™  on your head no one looks at your arse/backfat/tummy/thighs! (Circle what you’d appreciate people not looking at.)

2. You’ll finally be the right weight for your height. (Just think what your current weight would look like if you were 3 inches taller! Darn near perfect sweetheart.)

3. Tone your arms. When you regularly install the Bumpits™you’ll be stretching and toning the arms while getting ready for stuff. Save time by working out while primping.

4. And finally The Bumpits™   Diet works because it’s about positive thinking. In the words of the great Paula Deen, “Keep your hair high and your expectations low that way you ain’t never disappointed.”

**Disclaimer – We have no affiliation with Bumpits™  and they in no way endorse our diet plan. Although if they wanted to give Rebecca a free set she’d be thrilled since her hair is a limp mess most days. Rebecca believes this might be the answer to her short stature, weight issues, AND thin hair dilemmas. A trifecta could be solved with one free sample!