Razofrakafuganoogit!!!!

 Scientists are now telling me that the only part of my body that will shrink by eating veggies is my brain. Did anyone else read this?

Yeah…ok…trying to breathe here. Let me take if from the top.

Apparently, scientists studied French people who ate lots of veggies. And there brains were smaller (um…the veggie-eaters, not the scientists…but maybe I read it wrong).

Ok…so…let me sum up what my scientific research on dieting has yielded for me so far this year.

1.) If I eat lots of veggies, I might get dumb;

2.) If I don’t eat sugar, I might turn all O.J.;

3.) If I eat like a caveman, I will look like Dara Torres.

4.) My fat belly will give me dementia;

5.) If I just stop reading, I will be happy.

Flarganoogit!!!!!