We’ve got 26 Days until the blood sugar and gore fest known as Halloween. Here are some October Resolutions to get through this month:

October Resolutions

I resolve to exercise 18 times before Halloween.
I resolve to drink an unreasonable amount of water 20 times before Halloween.
I resolve to purchase Halloween Candy on October 31st. If all the “good stuff” is gone I will pass out dental floss.
I accept that passing out dental floss is like painting a target on my house that says EGG ME.
I understand that the neighborhood children are not evil.. they’re acting out as a result of a diabetic rage. I can blame the neighbors for this.