Top Five Tips to Survive Your 20 Year High School Reunion
My 20th was this past weekend. This is what I have learned.
Tip #1 = Wear Supportive Undergarments (Preferably the kind that hold you in, lift you up and actually give you a verbal affirmation.)
Tip #2 – Wear a nametag with your senior picture copied onto it. No matter what, you look better now!
Tip #3 – Avoid saying to people, “You haven’t changed a bit!” See tip #2.
Tip #4 – Wear winkies to the tanning bed, not goggles. (Note: We here at DTBMULF do not advocate the use of tanning beds. We DO think tan fat looks better than white fat. We’re just sayin’)
Tip #5 – Quit worrying and have fun! I promise you, most of the people you talk to are worrying more about trying to impress YOU. They won’t even notice your tanning bed racoon eyes.
Tip #6 – When someone asks, “Remember me?” and you actually don’t, simply respond with an excited, “Of COURSE I do!” then point and shout, “Whoa! Check out Sally’s raccoon eyes!” then make a break for it.
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Hilarious! You’re right…no matter what you will look beter and have better hair now then you did back then.