Pigs appear to have officially flown (swine flu/flew…get it…I slay me).

One of my co-workers has come down with Swine Flu. I spent the morning  “Lysol-ing” everything in sight. Let me just say this if there are any readers of the porcine persuasion out there. Babe, Wilbur, Gordy…cover your snout when you cough okay??? Somehow it’s probably my fault. I’ve gone back on Atkins since Friday and have been eating a LOT of bacon. Not that bacon causes swine flu, I know. But, I think I’ve single handledly kept the pig farmers of Northwest Ohio in business.

And because I know we were all thinking it…I looked it up and sure enough…

Disclaimer: no one at dtbmulf advocates exposing oneself to sneezing/coughing pigs for weight loss. It’s just gross. Can’t their be Daniel Craig Flu? George Clooney flu? McDreamy flu?

Nuts!