Devil Diet
Sometimes it seems the only way we’re ever going to lose weight is to call Satan. If dieting can be hell at least you could get some sort of guarantee. (Kidding we don’t recommend calling Satan. He prefers a text message.) But keep in mind there’s usually a catch, like you’ll be skinny but covered in warts or you’ll be svelte but grow a full beard, and so forth. There’s also some language in the contract about burning in hell for all eternity but who reads the fine print?
I read somewhere sporting a beard makes you look 10 pounds heavier so that one would be a demonic deal for sure.
I am over Thanksgiving already. With the explosion in food and diet blogs the hype has risen to the same ridiculous level as Christmas (well, nearly anyway). The perverse part of me wants to sit around Thursday eating peanut butter sandwiches and reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.
.-= TexasDeb´s last blog ..When life gives you lemons… =-.
There was a movie with Susan Summers about this, did you see that? She wanted out of the “contract” and only way out was to gain weight, which could not happen no matter what she ate. She did gain weight though… By getting pregnant.
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