I was counting points but I fell off the wagon. So I decided to count calories and I went pretty low w/my daily caloric intake for about a week. Then to rein in my holiday binge I clamped down on the carbohydrates.

But now I’m at an impass. I’m at the intersection of Bored Boulevard and Plateau Park at the edge  of a one-horse town called Quitsburg. After a stop in Quitsburg I usually get on the Heckwithit Highway and go straight to Pound Town.

But instead of Quitsburg and Pound Town, I’m going to clamp down on my diet like an American Idol Contestant with a Golden Ticket to Hollywood. You’ll pry this diet out of my hands when I’m a size 6. (Or ten.) 

I’m going to count calories, carbohydrates and points. It’s callled the Calohydroints Counting System. I’m hoping it will be like a bullet train to Fabulousville. I’ll send you a postcard. xoxo