The Snuggie Workout
Exercise is important to us and we’re innovators. So we bring you the Snuggie Workout.
Step 1:Get yourself a Snuggie. Now.
Step 2: Put on long johns, sweatpants, sweatshirt, and wool socks.
Step 3: Place the television remote control on the carpet in front of the couch. (Not on nearby end table, that’s cheating.)
Step 4:Get in your Snuggie. Now.
Step 5: Have someone push you toward the couch and land on it.
Step 6: Try to get the remote.
Step 7: Clench stuff. Unclench stuff. Clench Stuff. Unclench stuff.
Step 8:Get yourself OUT the Snuggie. (We don’t know how at this point.)
Step 9:Shower. Wash Snuggie Workout clothes and actual Snuggie.
Step 10: Weigh yourself. You’ve FOR sure Snugged Off THREE or MORE POUNDS. (To amp up your Snuggie Workout results do the above steps in Arizona or Florida in July.)
Note: You should consult with a doctor (also perhaps a psychologist) before trying The Snuggie Workout. All results achieved are entirely made up and temporary. The Snuggie Workout might cause an unpleasant “odor.” The makers of Snuggie have no idea that we exist.
Teehee… I was disappointed to find the Snuggie did not make couch potatoing easier like I thought it would. My arms are so short they get lost in the sleeves, even with the sleeves doubled back and pinned up. I still can’t SEE the remote!
.-= Carly´s last blog ..could i win a trip to vegas? =-.
We have one Snuggie in our house — it belongs to the eleven-year-old, who decided it was just what would make his birthday perfect.
Child’s strange. Cute, but strange
.-= Amanda´s last blog ..Eleven Years =-.
oh, see i’ve been doing my snuggie workout all wrong. i just beat anyone in a snuggie with a wiffle ball bat and then run away
.-= furiousball´s last blog ..how to prevent anyone from peeing in my pool =-.
Love this!!!!!
I wonder why people don’t just wear a bathrobe backwards…
Is the Snuggle work-out anything like the TRYING TO ROLL OVER IN BED ON FLANNEL SHEETS WEARING FLANNEL PAJAMAS work-out?! I’ve done it….it’s not pretty and requires assistance from anyone who will finish laughing and come to the rescue!!!
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