“Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. (Hey, what up girl?)”  Ke$ha

What does it mean to wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy? Gosh – we can only imagine. But we imagine it feels pretty goood. We imagine if you are P.Diddy you wake up and think, “Wow I’m P.Diddy. I actually feel sorry for all those other earthlings who are actually not me.”

But never fear  – We’ve got the P.Diddy Diet! Here are the steps:

1. Don’t stop make it pop. This means be tenacious. Just go. Walk, do workout videos, and just cook the heck out of stuff with non-stick cooking spray.

2. Try on all your clothes clothes clothes. This is called shopping in your closet. If you find a tube top use it as a headband ’cause your tube top days are over. If you find a pair of parachute pants – it’s been WAY too long. If you find fifteen long shapeless sweaters you are in our closet – hey? Who let you in?

3. Dudes lining up ’cause they here you got swagger? Well kick them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. Kicking is really good exercise. Give yourself 25 calories per kick!

4. The party don’t start ’till I walk in. Yeah – say it loud sister. The party don’t start until you walk in.

5. Binge Drink Water.Really any legititmate diet you are going to have to down copious amounts of H2O.  If your posse gives you guff just tell them it’s vodka. P.Diddy drinks Ciroc. We drink tap. Awe yeah..