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It’s re-adjust your thinking Monday. We’re all not too fat for our height. Rather we’re too short for our weight. All this time we’ve been working on losing weight when we should be working on gaining height! So eat all you want but start  your Height Building Plan today.

Too Short for Your Weight? 5 Steps to Add Vertical Space.

1. Hang by your ankles/knees. This will require a trip to the monkey bars at the play ground and a barf bag but no gym membership or other special equipment.

2. Sit on the floor and have two people grab your calves and pull. Do four sets of twelve three times a week.

3. Three words. Still. Let. Ohs.

4. Choose taller parents.

5. Stilts. This will require special equipment and a lesson with circus people.

Before you know it you’ll be the right height for your weight and never have to diet again! Don’t delay get taller today!



Posted by on Monday, April 12, 2010 at 6:57 am 
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6 Responses to “Too Short For Your Weight”
  1. Jannie Funster says:
    April 12, 2010 at 10:22 am

    I drive a Smart Car now — I look soooo tall standing next to it. :)

    I bought a 3/4 size fridge too, for the same reason.

    Fun blog y’all got here!!

  2. admin says:
    April 12, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Thanks Jannie! We love your additional suggestions. See getting taller is easy if you apply yourself.

  3. Jody - Fit at 52 says:
    April 16, 2010 at 8:24 am

    At 5’1″, I so appreciate this post! Too funny!
    .-= Jody – Fit at 52´s last blog ..Friends, Fun, Laughter – Good for Your Health =-.

  4. Sally Jones says:
    April 21, 2010 at 8:03 am

    Thanks for the laugh! As Jimmy Buffett says ” If we all couldn’t laugh we would go insane”

    But really: Why don’t we accept our weight like we do our height?

    ” Stand tall ” no matter what the scale says!

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