Graduation Party Anxiety Diet

We’re about to have a graduation party. No one around this house has completed anything in the past few years, so there’s been no need to throw a graduation party. Of course, I did complete all the laundry last month — for the first time in decades. Luckily the dog had an incident on a couch pillow before I could get invitations in the mail for the traditional Laundry is Caught Up Cotillion, so we were spared.