The 2011 Nobel Prize in Physics Can Improve Your Body Image
If you missed the latest news in physics, let me bring you up to speed, I mean velocity.
The Nobel Prize in Physics for 2011 was awarded to Saul Perlmutter, Brian Schmidt and Adam Riess. They won “for the discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe through observations of distant supernovae.” They looked at supernovae, which are like nova but better, and proved that not only is the universe expanding, BUT it is expanding faster every day.
My immediate reaction to this news is joy. This is confirmation of theories I’ve often espoused. Nobel laureates have now validated my beliefs that my own accelerated expansion is NOT my fault. The entire universe is getting huskier! It’s NOT the potato chips, candy bars or aversion to exercise that’s widening my hips. It’s physics!