Things Dieters Say – #2

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10 Responses to “Things Dieters Say – #2”
  1. Amanda says:

    Things dieters say – “I took the stairs today, so this (cupcake, brownie, foot-long sub) doesn’t count.

  2. F. Walker says:

    Things dieters say:

    Ooh that looks so good, I really shouldn’t….maybe just a bite……excuse me, can I have one of those please….

    The Wimpy Theory – I will gladly run 10 miles tomorrow if I can eat that burger (and fries) today.

    I lost 10 pounds just watching them workout….I am DONE!

    and finally
    I just hate to see food go to waste. Think of all the starving children (my starving hips included)

  3. Chris says:

    As my Grandfather always said as he cut a tiny sliver of pie, “All the calories are escaping out the sides as I cut my piece.”

  4. Danika says:

    it is just too expensive to by healthy. so i have to make french fries and gravy for dinner.

  5. Kristine says:

    Dilution is the solution for pollution. I can eat this big piece of chocolate cake if I drink 8 glasses of water immediately afterward.

  6. Linda Johnson says:

    There are no calories in birthday cakes.

  7. Laugh It Off Ladies says:

    Loving these phrases!!

  8. GlowWorm says:

    This zucchini bread/pumpkin pie is FULL of vegetables so it’s healthy.

  9. GlowWorm says:

    I skipped lunch, so I can eat more for dinner.

  10. Laugh It Off Ladies says:

    LOVING THEM! Zucchini bread as a veggie. Perfect.