Try the laugh it off diet.
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Posted by Laugh It Off Ladies on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:20 am Filed under Mirth · Tagged with diet humor blog, things dieters say
Things dieters say – “I took the stairs today, so this (cupcake, brownie, foot-long sub) doesn’t count.
Things dieters say:
Ooh that looks so good, I really shouldn’t….maybe just a bite……excuse me, can I have one of those please….
The Wimpy Theory – I will gladly run 10 miles tomorrow if I can eat that burger (and fries) today.
I lost 10 pounds just watching them workout….I am DONE!
and finally I just hate to see food go to waste. Think of all the starving children (my starving hips included)
As my Grandfather always said as he cut a tiny sliver of pie, “All the calories are escaping out the sides as I cut my piece.”
it is just too expensive to by healthy. so i have to make french fries and gravy for dinner.
Dilution is the solution for pollution. I can eat this big piece of chocolate cake if I drink 8 glasses of water immediately afterward.
There are no calories in birthday cakes.
Loving these phrases!!
This zucchini bread/pumpkin pie is FULL of vegetables so it’s healthy.
I skipped lunch, so I can eat more for dinner.
LOVING THEM! Zucchini bread as a veggie. Perfect.
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Things dieters say – “I took the stairs today, so this (cupcake, brownie, foot-long sub) doesn’t count.
Things dieters say:
Ooh that looks so good, I really shouldn’t….maybe just a bite……excuse me, can I have one of those please….
The Wimpy Theory – I will gladly run 10 miles tomorrow if I can eat that burger (and fries) today.
I lost 10 pounds just watching them workout….I am DONE!
and finally
I just hate to see food go to waste. Think of all the starving children (my starving hips included)
As my Grandfather always said as he cut a tiny sliver of pie, “All the calories are escaping out the sides as I cut my piece.”
it is just too expensive to by healthy. so i have to make french fries and gravy for dinner.
Dilution is the solution for pollution. I can eat this big piece of chocolate cake if I drink 8 glasses of water immediately afterward.
There are no calories in birthday cakes.
Loving these phrases!!
This zucchini bread/pumpkin pie is FULL of vegetables so it’s healthy.
I skipped lunch, so I can eat more for dinner.
LOVING THEM! Zucchini bread as a veggie. Perfect.