Is your Valentine on a diet? I know you want to show your love to your sweetie but at the same time you don’t want to be an enabling no good diet saboteur! Perhaps chocolate isn’t the BEST choice this year. Never fear…

Here are some ideas for your Valentine on a Diet

Perfume
Flowers
Cash (but careful on this one – timing is everything here)
Jewelry
Gift Certificate to Fancy Makeup Place
Figure out WHERE Your Honey Gets Her Hair Did and buy something from her salon. (Maybe a treatment, massage, nails, ask her stylist what she’d like, she knows more than you)
Offer to take a nice walk at the park together – romantic, free, AND healthy. Trifecta there loverboy.

Do NOT get the following items if your Valentine is On A Diet

Chocolate shaped anything
Fitness Classes (That’s obnoxious – we’ll work it out in our own time.)
Spanx or Lingerie (You don’t know what you’re doing so just don’t.)
Candy Anything (A few fistfulls of candy hearts and we’re all oh hell with it. I’ll start again after St. Patrick’s Day.)

You might also enjoy The Hershey’s Kiss Diet.