Rebecca Regnier, Assassin

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I recently bought a small house plant for decorative purposes. It is unassuming and sits on a table next to a chair under a window.

Every person who’s come into my home has noticed the plant. “Is that fake?” they ask in a worried tone.

I let them know that it is indeed real. Then they express doubt, fear, and very strong skepticism that I will be able to keep this poor innocent house plant alive.

It’s not like I’m a serial killer  continue reading.



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