The other day I posted about my tips for dealing with those extra pounds that I was planning to lose before vacation, but didn’t. Among other things, I ordered new bathing suits online. Well…they came today. This one was a bust, I’m afraid. I dunno, it just didn’t hold me in like I was hoping [...]

Previously on Back Feels to Traction Heals*: Greta began seeing Chad, the aspiring fireman/physical therapist. She’d experienced some numbness in her hands and feet for which she freaked out about, convinced herself she had no less than twelve terminal debilitating illnesses and ended up in the emergency room with a panick attack one day after work calmly and rationally sought the advice of [...]

I Wordled DTBMULF! Um…and yeah…pretty much a year ago I would’ve thought that phrase meant someting WAAAAAY different. Anyway, check it out. You plug your URL in and it generates nifty words…in a clustery thing. Awesome! I have no idea why it’s so addicting, but it is.

You’ve heard about my Buddy Hackett man hands. I frightened you with my Phyllis Diller eyelid. Now, it’s time for me to reveal all. I’ve put off showing this to you. Will you still love me? Will you believe me to be the hideous freak that I’ve always feared I am? {takes deep breath} Ok. [...]

First, the good news. Since weaning off Lunesta and hopping on to trazodone, I think the weight gain I experienced was a fluke. It went away. So….yay!!! More good news, holy crap, I’m dreaming again!!!!! I had no idea what I’d been missing! I’m having the awesome wacky kind like the one where my thumbs [...]

Allrighty scientists! To add to the list of weird shizzle I’m supposed to eat to be healthy (and including that day MizFit told me I had to eat chia seeds…yeah…those kind…ok, I said…but if she makes me eat sea monkeys, I object)…apparently, I gotta eat mosquitos now. Or maybe spiders. Cockroaches? Eating bugs, they say, [...]

Previously on Does this Blog Make Us Look Fat… Greta was ignoring signs from the Universe that she needs to get her butt in gear. The universe was cheesed off. Greta was sent to physical therapy to deal with postural flabitude (it is SO a word…the Universe said it). Here’s what happened… I’ve tried and been [...]

  While sitting in the physical therapy office’s waiting room this afternoon… Brrrrring.  Me: Yello. Universe: Hi Greta? Um, yeah. Hi. I’ve just kind of been wondering why you’ve been avoiding my calls. Me: Um…er…kashhhhcagggghhh…what’s that? I think…kagggghhh…yeah…uh the reception is really bad here. What service do you have? Universe: Uh, Sprint. That’s not what [...]

Ok, I got this idea from our friend Harmony and created a virtual version of myself. Here is Virtual Greta.   I gotta admit, she looks way skinnier than I think I look so I question the validity of this Whole Thang. That said, have you seen that show with Carson Kressly, How to Look [...]

All right y’all. I’ll admit it. I’m blog blocked. Gimme some cyber-kaopectate. So, I’m throwing out to you guys, I’ve compiled a list of “conversation starters” thrown out by our peeps via our comments over the last month or so. You guys make me laugh. Hard. Here’s a little Hump Day party. “Are those little arms in [...]