Frequently we get questions into the offices of DoesThisBlogMakeUsFat? In addition to questions people find our site with Google Searches. Those searches show how desperate, searching, and confused we all are. And since we want to be a beacon of light in the dark internets we thought it time to answer a few questions. So here we go.. [...]

For today, we want to do a kind of “old and new” post. We’ve made some new supercool blog friends in the past couple of weeks and wanted to give a shout out. If you’d like some blogroll love, please drop us a line.
First, there’s MPM over at the MentalPause Chronicles. She’s awesome unless you [...]

I have to admit. In real life I’m known to drop an f-bomb more than your average suburban wife and mother. I rarely curse at work because I try to comport myself in a professional manner. Not swearing in the office is a part of being a professional. Unless you’re a sailor. I have never [...]

Okay if you aren’t a read the comments type you’re missing out. Ditbemulfers (see yesterday’s definitions) are funny as hell. I give you Dictionary Part Deux.
First Up Angela Webster
(not her real last name but she’s like just as good as Noah Webster. Truth.)
Pedi-asphyxiation – the near death experience a Lard Looker gets while bending over [...]

DTBMULF Dictionary
burglarfries- the car French fries eaten on the way home from the drive-thru
carbgasm- the sensation experienced when one breaks with a no-carbohydrate diet. Moaning often accompanies a carbgasm.
cudge- the chunka under your actual chin
flabulous- compliment given to person successfully disguising fat rolls. As in “You look flabulous in that kaftan.”
hexercise- A curse hurled [...]