I hate skinny jeans. We all do right? Right? Whatever Hollywood twit made these things fashionable again should be on my hit list for obvious reasons, but now…it turns out that skinny jeans are bad for your health. Apparently, they cut off your circulation.
I knew it. I’m clairvoiyant. Really. THAT’S why I never wear ‘em. [...]

So a lot of times we binge drink alone, at home, when we’re supposed to be watching the kids. Of course we’re talking about drinking our water. The makers of the highly popular Office Drinking Game now bring you the home version of the game called the, uh, Home Drinking Game. (We’re inventors not marketers if [...]

We know you used to play beer drinking games back in college. We also all know that binge drinking alcohol is bad for you.  But for our diets we DO need to drink, in fact we need to sort of binge drink water. So we’re turning drinking our waters into a game. Enjoy! And here’s a printable version of the office-drinking-game to [...]

A while back Greta blogged about having to weigh in at the doctor’s. She was against it. As a public service Greta created this warning label. It should be placed on every scale in all of Christendom.
 
Warning Label
Greta realized how easy it washow helpful it was for dieters to have the warning labels so she created more. Take [...]

Please print and customize. 
Dear (beloved husband/significant other/co-parent/lovely wife/offspring),
You may have noticed that my (butt/gut/thighs) (have/has) spread in the last few (decades/9 months/weeks/holidays) and is now (wider than an ax handle/lookin’ like a pony keg/preventing me from wearing corduroy as friction may ignite a thigh fire).
I am trying to (lose a few pounds/shrink the muffin top/fit into my old football jersey/see my toes/be [...]